maichan-maichan:

craigslist ad: looking for fellow giant baby nerd to live with me and not judge me if I spend the whole weekend in my room watching cartoons or drawing stupid things and then cry myself to sleep. Also must run errands with me sometimes so I don’t get too lonely, go to petco on sundays to look at cats (possibly adopt one), and also bake and cook with me. 

also rent can’t be too much because I’m saving up for when I’m unemployed and watch cartoons and draw comics in my room full-time.

Come to Virginia, we’d be perfect! Except we’d need a dog-friendly cat.

Lawmakers look to ban powdered alcohol before it hits the shelves >>

poorrichardsnews:

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When in doubt, ban it. It’s the government way.

From Yahoo! News:

Powdered alcohol hasn’t even arrived in stores yet, but states already are moving to ban the product touted by its inventor as an easy way to mix a drink on the go.

Colorado is the latest state considering prohibiting…

“Doesn’t have any place in our society” sounds like something from the early 20th century.
Yeah alcohol on the go sounds like a terrible idea because that means it’s going to be used to be snuck into otherwise alcohol free places like movie theaters, work, or the like. A small package that can be slipped into your pocket unnoticed until added to your coke or coffee. It is dangerous. But morons abuse this kind of crap all the time and kids will guzzle cough syrup for a buzz. Heck, I had a guy tell me the other day he smokes CLOVES for that reason.

But alcohol is legal. It’s a legal, regulated substance. Yeah some kid could sprinkle palcohol on his Wheaties but the same dumbie could also pour mom’s bourbon in there. If you ban one, you might as well ban the other.

that-patriarchal-bastard:
“micdotcom:
“ Watch: Best mom ever calls into C-SPAN to lecture her bickering sons
“ Something amazing happened Tuesday morning on C-SPAN, and it might be the best clip we’ve ever seen.
Brad and Dallas Woodhouse are brothers...

that-patriarchal-bastard:

micdotcom:

Watch: Best mom ever calls into C-SPAN to lecture her bickering sons 

Something amazing happened Tuesday morning on C-SPAN, and it might be the best clip we’ve ever seen.

Brad and Dallas Woodhouse are brothers who occupy different ends of the political spectrum. Brad is the president of the liberal groups Americans United for Change and American Bridge, and a former Democratic National Committee official. Dallas is a Republican operative and president and founder of Carolina Rising, a conservative group in the Tarheel State. The two frequently appear alongside each other to debate politics and policy issues.

No one is out of mom’s reach.

Oh gee good to know that the ever reaching and possessive hands of mothers is a universal constant.

theshadowstudio:

My multi-layered papercut illustration ‘Hello, Mr. Wolf’ is now listed in my Etsy shop!

“To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association - the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.”

— Thomas Jefferson (via philosophicalconservatism)

clusterstruck:

Once Upon a Time: Then and Now

Yeah okay this is a lot more painful side by side now.

handsomedogs:

Jake

Shetland Sheepdog Sheltie • Senior • Male • Medium

Windy City Canine Rescue Coalhurst, AB

Dream time: adopting one or two senior dogs and giving them a loving home for their last few years, sending them off happily, then when they’ve passed picking up another and repeating the process. That way I can take care of these precious old soldiers of affection but live within my means.

peoplecallmecarfanatic:

I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought” 

German is beautiful, isn’t it

Booooo self portraits booo.

Booooo self portraits booo.