My online Russian history class professor has either given up or is the greatest realist. From the class’s website, he actually linked to the assigned novel’s Cliffnotes page.
when i was little i was obsessed with rocks i read mineral field guides for fun
now i reblog pictures of rocks on the internet and draw rock people
i’m not sure what this says about me
That you rock.
After a long day of people screaming at me about their disappointment in my service, I’m just gonna play Pokemon. Where people don’t yell at me about pretzels and hot dogs, but about Pokemon battles.
I wish Pokemon were real because I’m sure if I could battle it out with these people over cheap and terrible food stuffs, it would solve a lot of problems.
This really confused me because I read it as The Killers song. “Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME… that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend…?” That’s not Shrek…?
(Source: gallifreyanwriter)
I’m going to puke, this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
Oh thank God someone feels the same way.
My ex got puppies two weeks before we broke up. PUPPIES.
(Source: thelesbianicplague)
