The Weile Woods

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Furbies 

If yall are afraid of Furbies then just give them to me, one time when I was like seven i killed five in one month. By accident.

I’m a natural Furby slayer.

(Source: jewbians)

I can’t stop laughing.

That’s the Congressman’s last name… bUT HOW IT READS.

prettylittlelabia:

This is what happens when you try to find republicans on tumblr

You spelt republican wrong. That might be your problem.

shinyumbre0n:

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

i think i understand him a bit better now, working in retail would turn anyone into a sadistic mass-murderer

(Source: pottersir)

ghostofscrooge:

file under: white feminism proves useless again (x)

*Western feminism

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

yikesitstoony:

Starbucks employees doing Halloween correctly

SO ACCURATE

(Source: kybamohammad)

spanishflowercrowns:

Tomorrow is the start of chronic pain awareness week.

This includes arthritis, chronic migraines, fibromyalgia, Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, Costochondritis, IBS, Crohn’s disease, spina bifida, scoliosis, phantom pain, POTS, endometriosis, and others.

Please be kind and aware that some people are in constant pain even when they’re smiling.

I have a coworker with a chronic illness and she hasn’t missed a day of work since I’ve known her, even if she’s barely standing sick. I admire her a lot for that, she’s amazing.

lejacquelope:

azgunguy:

allamericankindofguy:

iron-imperialist:

nautzima:

ughsocialjustice:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

reactionaryhater:

someofmybestfriendsarewhite:

ahighlyunpopularblog:

logicd:

Some more that didnt fit the 10 image limit

Welcome to the United Kingdom

This makes me hate my country.

Someone else can screenshot all these, but here’s more:

The English are now scared to fly the English flag

English have been brainwashed into thinking their own flag is “racist”

Chip shop sign saying “English owners” deemed controversial
Racist to fly the British flag in Britain
English people in Cumbria told to remove English flags because they offend immigrants
TAXI DRIVER TOLD TO DROP “RACIST” PATRIOTIC SIGN
English council workers banned from displaying English flags on their private vehicles
English motorist stopped by police for displaying English flag: told to remove it because it’s racist
Council refuses to fund English parade because they consider it to be racist
Taxi drivers accused of racism for saying they speak English
U.K. government spends virtually nothing promoting St.George’s Day, but finances other national celebrations
Welsh police cheif asks English people not to display English flags because it’s offensive and could lead to racism and violence
English schoolchildren punished for wearing clothes with the English flag, or for even being dropped off cars with the English flag
English flag not shown on English food products (but Scottish/Welsh flag shown on Scottish/Welsh food products)
English schoolgirl arrested for wanting to speak English in class
English flag torn off building – other flags left intact
English flags torn off private house and burned
Group proposes banning English flag in Cornwall
English council won’t fly English flag (in England) in case it offends Muslims
Englishman ordered to cover up English flag design on his front door, because it’s offensive
English families ordered to take down “offensive” English flags from their houses
Indigenous English builders ordered not to fly the English flag in case it offends Muslim immigrants
Indigenous English prison staff ordered not to wear English flag pins in case it offends Muslim immigrants

This is what people mean when we say “political correctness.”

This is seriously what the world is coming to.

This is political correctness in action. This needs to die.

How and why is flying your country’s flag “racist”?

That’s ridiculously fucked up.

There isn’t a facepalm picture capable of addressing this

AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE

And maybe this is dumb that this all is important to me, but I love handing out candy.  Especially to adorable excited kids!  Because WOW THE ONE NIGHT they can be whomever they want, beg for candy, and talk to strangers without consequences.  It’s fun, and I want to be out there giving candy out for as long as possible and I don’t want to give it to undeserving wo/man-childs because then I run out for the kids that actually are participating.

So PSA:

When ToTing, of any age or life stage, follow the rules and be polite.