Also,
always say Trick or Treat and thank you. It’s common courtesy and I will give you extra candy.
I don’t care if you’re 45 and Trick or Treating but you darn well be wearing a costume. A REAL costume. Not all black and a beanie “I’m a robber” costume. Not just wanna show off your trashy outfits “I’m XXX celebrity” costume (unless it’s an ICONIC OUTFIT). Not just a mask you bought last minute at the leftover costume section.
A.
Real.
Costume.
But why get that god forsaken Franken Frappuccino when you can get a Black Cat Frappuccino?
Get a pumpkin spice frappuccino mocha affogato style.
Cause, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a PEGACORN.
#HappyHalloween!
New season 5 My Little Pony alicorn princess Taylor Swift confirmed. Cutie mark is a cat.
All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor Parody Cover - (Not About Your Waist)
God bless this girl, now I can keep the fun tune in my head without feeling my blood pressure rise over the lyrics.
(Source: youtube.com)
Whenever I skip wearing eyeliner for a few days, then put it back on, I feel like a goddess reborn. Whatta dork.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING ANGRY AT A VIDEO GAME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
it’s called Natural Selection.
NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.
“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.