For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 15½
… welp
whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”
And the cycle begins anew.
Fun Game: Just pause an episode of Gravity Falls at any point and take in the sights
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870
I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.
I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question
(Source: neilcicierega)
I just really want to put out a sign at work saying, “It’s 40 degrees out, Frappuccinos are hibernating.”
You read that title and thought it was satire, right?
Well boy are you in for a treat, here’s the latest feminist complaint:
>”Ever get the feeling that the general lack of pockets on your lady clothing is a conspiracy designed specifically to keep you from advancing by rendering you less effective? You were right. The jig is up. No pockets = sexism…”
>”This is a longstanding problem all women have endured for our entire lives. Women going pocketless is an under-addressed, silent epidemic that has infantilized us…”
Feminism
Not
Even
Once
There are no pockets because the pants are barely pants, they’re more like leggings, so having the bulk of pocket fabric creates lumps. I struggle with this because
barely pockets because pants so tight and all lumpy
or
no pockets nice and smooth but where do I put my chapstick oh God– oh wait I have PURSE.
- Sbux barista: I have this new mole on my arm and I'm worried it's cancerous.
- Doctor: We'll take a sample and send it to the lab to be tested.
- *later*
- Doctor: Your results came in. It's not a mole, just a conglomerate of mocha and frappuccino roast.
- Barista: but the blood--
- Doctor: Raspberry syrup.
I dont understand frappuccinos before 9am????? choc croissants not warmed up????? tall chai with 3pumps vanilla abd 7 pumps classic???? giving babies caramel frappuccinos? ???
Starbucks customers you scare me.