Ian Hencher’s Elf
Posted by: ☽ElvesOfTheWhiteWood☾
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Dude no

The Twelve Types of Baristas You'll Meet in Your Life >>

yourbaristahatesyou:
I’m 12. Which are you?
Unabashedly number 6.

No. 2, definitely. I’m obsessive about making the drink the best I can. Every one. I stir those white mochas, double blend those frappuccinos, LOOK AT THAT PERFECT FOAM.

I’M A MONSTER.

clarkthebarista.tumblr.com >>

thebaristaconfessional:

clarkthebarista:
I see posts floating around the barista tag sometimes about how baristas give decaf to annoying customers or skinny milk to people they think need to lose some weight. Whole milk to people that order soya.
It really bothers me.
Have some integrity, be proud to serve what you create. You can be…
Working at a vegan coffeeshop, I know how important dietary restrictions are to those who have to pay yield to them. Even if someone pisses the shit out of me, I would never change their milk or decaf them. It is absolutely unacceptable. Kill them with kindness and their guilt will be satisfaction enough if you’ve succeeded.

I absolutely agree until the guilt part. Some people don’t feel guilt. They have the emotional quotient of a cat and get their fix and leave. Doesn’t mean you should screw with their drink but you have to accept they won’t care how they treat you.

cerebralzero:

A great place for propaganda posts from England:
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I want a print of this to hang in my room this is beautiful. ;w;

mai-nyu:

Coral and the King, Part 1
Ta-da! Now you can read my really old comic I did many moons ago. It’s my first complete comic, so it has its faults, and it’s a little depressing and the dialogue may not be as logical or flowy as it could be but I put a lot of heart into it, so I hope you enjoy it u-u
Also, I’ll be selling 30 hand-bound copies of this comic at APE in SF! (They are signed and numbered and I probably won’t print these ever again because wow so old) So if you liked it, and would like one on your bookshelf, you should buy one ! *u*
(also sorry for blurry images, indesign did a sucky export job and fixing 40 pages is too much work for me ._.)

Omigosh I bought the anthology this comic came in a few years ago just for this comic! It’s by far the best in the book and just so fantastic. It blows me away every time I read it.

I had a guest try to give me a $10 tip tonight because I saved him a slice of pumpkin bread. But I couldn’t take it because of Target’s no tips rule. ;-;