*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*
That barista was actually really adorable and sweet. I asked for a tall coffee in my ~14 oz fox mug and she got all excited but couldn’t remember what a mug was called and kept calling it a thing. So we just kept referring to it as the thing! “I would like coffee in the thing”, “here is your thing” it was just funny. Oh, and she filled it all the way instead of the size I asked for, double yay! I was glad I had extra cash to give her a nice tip because I rarely meet happy bubbly baristas anywhere.
Today I accidentally slammed my nose into a windowsill, it swelled up horribly, but when I went to a Starbucks an hour later two customers and a barista all told me I look like Lorde.
Desert recommendation: vanilla ice cream drizzled with honey.
