I think someone gave up when writing this thing, the solution to one problem was “the empty set”, then the next problem’s solution was, “S+A=D”.

OH MY GOD THE STUPID STUDY PACKET THE COLLEGE GAVE ME FOR THIS EXAM IS FULL OF TYPOS!

-7(y+4) PRODUCES A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT VALUE THAN -7 y + 4!!

if the exam is anything like the study packet i’m going to riot right there in the exam hall because there’s some serious crap riding on my test results like if i do poorly i’m stuck there for anoTHER YEAR AT LEAST TAKING STUPID MATH COURSES AND SPENDING ANOTHER $1000 LIKE NO

As of now I have a 79.4% accuracy rate on my math placement practice exams.

But I calculated that myself so there’s only a 79.4% chance that that is correctly figured.

Better retake the practice exams another 79.4 times.

If you have not seen Wolf Children Ami and Yuki, please do!

(Source: poison-hemlock)

My old-fashioned, conservative grandmother calls sports bikes “crotch rockets” and I can’t stop laughing.

Federal Court OKs Police banning applicants whose IQs are TOO HIGH >>

poorrichardsnews:

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Imagine an organization that actually wants its employees to have lower IQs. Seems crazy, right? Well, you have a high IQ, don’t even bother applying to be a police officer in New London, Connecticut. Smart people need not apply.

from ABC:

A man whose bid to become a police officer was…

Please tell me this is a joke??? Please??? I don’t know about you, but this is a moronic decision by the police force.

Honestly I think I’m okay with the judge’s ruling because of the implications. If he had ruled it was discrimination, people who didn’t score high enough could then turn it around and sue for discrimination. So there’s that.

However that doesn’t make the decision to NOT hire him because he’s “too smart” (bs no one is ever too smart, encourage brilliance) any less stupid. Maybe there’s some serious corruption there and they don’t want “smart” people figuring it out. So what does that say about who they’ve already hired? Fishy.

stonetemplepilots.tumblr.com >>

firedanceryote:

weileash:

Does anyone have any tips for safely handling a two week dead deer? I’ve been watching it and it’s mostly been picked clean by scavengers now, save some remaining black mess, and the skull is perfect. I really want it but I don’t know how to get it safely home without getting some…

I carry gloves and garbage bags with me and if it’s anything larger than a squirrel, it goes into a garbage bag and gets tossed into a Rubbermaid bin in the back of the car. The only part of a deer you want to exercise some caution with is removing the brains since many areas have cervid wasting disease, which is transmissible to humans.

Yikes! Thanks for telling me about that! Most of the fleshy bits are gone, but I’ll keep that in mind, thank you!

A while back I did a comic drawing for a military fundraiser run by family friends, not expecting any pay, or like $20 at most. I was just glad to help with their fundraiser.

They just contacted me to say they want to pay me $200 for it. Two. Hundred. American. Dollars. And they’ve got another job for me with another $200.

Pardon my French but holy shit.

punwhileyoustillcan:
“ davejaded:
“ spacethefinalfuck:
“ lohanofficial:
“ this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london
”
THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK
-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-
”
Like you would...

punwhileyoustillcan:

davejaded:

spacethefinalfuck:

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

THATS NOT EVEN REAL TEA YOU UNGRATEFUL YANK

-sound of bumbling angry british persons in the distance-

Like you would know what real tea is, you stole it from the Asians

(Source: spitefulthot)

“This obstacle is taxing him more than the US government.”

— American Ninja Warrior commentator during Survivor Sam’s run