monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

(Source: bustedbitmap)

He’s 19-years-old, was hit by an IED on patrol, and he survived but lost both his legs and left arm.
God bless you, Pvt First Class Hockenberry.

He’s 19-years-old, was hit by an IED on patrol, and he survived but lost both his legs and left arm.
God bless you, Pvt First Class Hockenberry.

(Source: fakee-bitchess)

I have to pack everything I’ll need for the next 1-3 months in one suitcase and a backpack.  We haven’t found a house to move into yet so we could be living with my uncle for a while.  Eight grown adults and six dogs in one house for OVER A MONTH.  How do I plan/pack for this????

Moving sucks.  Yeesh.

evachu:
“so i herd u liek baras
”
MEGA SWAMPERT YOU GUYS
COOTIE PATOOTIE SKIPPED LEG DAY BUT THAT’S OKAY
so excited for alpha sapphire

evachu:

so i herd u liek baras

MEGA SWAMPERT YOU GUYS
COOTIE PATOOTIE SKIPPED LEG DAY BUT THAT’S OKAY

so excited for alpha sapphire

It would be nice to be selfish for once in my life, y'know?  Actually have the courage to ask and fight for what I want and not just worry about how other people feel.  That’d be nice.

History Channel’s D-Day in HD is remarkable and really emotional. A good reminder of that incredible day. I spent the day with six seventeen-year-olds for my brother’s Birthday party and it’s chilling to think that boys that young fought and were killed fighting for the greatest of causes.

Never forget, may freedom always ring to every corner of Earth.

SO I BOUGHT POKEMON Y AND I DECIDED TO PLAY IT IN FRENCH FOR PRACTICE.
MY HEAD HURTS ALREADY.

SO I BOUGHT POKEMON Y AND I DECIDED TO PLAY IT IN FRENCH FOR PRACTICE.

MY HEAD HURTS ALREADY.

communismkills:
“ bossrobotdad:
“ dragonyuri1:
“ now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so...

communismkills:

bossrobotdad:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

[ADAM SMITH INTENSIFIES]

Creative destruction.

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

victoriousvocabulary:
“ VENUSTATE
[verb]
to make beautiful, fair or sightly.
Etymology: from Latin Venus, stem Vener- originally a neuter common noun meaning “physical desire, sexual appetite,” + -ate, suffix to construct a verb.
[Jérémie Fleury -...

victoriousvocabulary:

VENUSTATE

[verb]

to make beautiful, fair or sightly.

Etymology: from Latin Venus, stem Vener- originally a neuter common noun meaning “physical desire, sexual appetite,” + -ate, suffix to construct a verb.

[Jérémie Fleury - Sweet Memories]

I’m no longer getting ready in the morning.

I venustate in the morning.