OKAY SO YEARS AGO ON MY NINTH BIRTHDAY MY PARENTS GOT ME THIS HUGE PRESENT. I MEAN A HUGE BOX ALL WRAPPED UP AND THEY SET IT IN THE LIVING ROOM FIRST THING IN THE MORNING BUT I COULDN’T OPEN IT UNTIL AFTER DINNER, CAKE, ETC OKAY SO IT WAS AWFUL BECAUSE I WAS NINE WHO THE HEY TORTURES A KID LIKE THAT RIGHT???
BUT I WAITED ALL DAY PLAYING IT COOL I DON’T CARE WATEVS BUT THEN THE TIME CAME AND TORE IN AND WHAT WAS IT?
ANOTHER BOX. WRAPPED IN PAPER.
SO I UNWRAPPED THAT BOX.
WHAT WAS IN THAT BOX?
ANOTHER WRAPPED BOX.
AND IN THAT BOX???
YOU GUESSED IT.
AFTER YET ANOTHER SICK ANTICIPATION GAME OF TEARING INTO WRAPPED BOX AFTER WRAPPED BOX I GOT TO A BOX THE SIZE OF MY BABY HEAD AND WHAT WAS IN IT?
THIS GORGEOUS PIECE OF JAPANESE GENIUS.
YEAH.
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feggotdesu:
dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough
dating me means that i know how you feel when you don’t feel good enough because i don’t either it means that when you call with a panic attack at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day it matters because i called you last thursday and the tuesday before that it means dating my mood swings too but you know we swing together it means dating my depression too and knowing that i understand i understand and i’ll be patient with you because i understand
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Basically how to fuck over the smart person in the group.
This is from a website my communications class professor linked me to.
“And how have I lived? Frankly and openly, though crudely. I have not been afraid of life. I have not shrunk from it. I have taken it for what it was at its own valuation. And I have not been ashamed of it. Just as it was, it was mine.”
— ~Jack London (attributed)