“I love you, more, I think, than I know, but our kind of love isn’t a sword. It’s a light. Not a fire. A small light, just bright enough… In time it will go out. So do all fires, if it’s any comfort. Love me, and look at me, and remember me, as I’ll remember you. There’s nothing more.”

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

shitpostgenerator:

MY DISASTER IS COMMUNIST

shitpostgenerator:

WHAT’S THE POINT OF LEGALIZING A DUMPSTER FIRE?

• cons of dating me: i won't kill the spider
• pros of dating me: that's because why the fuck would i? it's not doing anything it's just sat there i will escort that spider safely elsewhere and everybody will just be fine with no unnecessary arachnodeath

babygirls-sweetsurrender:

babyanimalgifs:

At first you felt sorry for the dog but then

But then……….lol :-D

(Source: naturaekos)

iguanamouth:

yeah alright. alright yeah yeah sure ok yeah alright sure

animar-smol-of-elephants:

They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

(Source: redditfront)

squid-ink:

officialfist:

dr-n-tropy:

birdswriting:

dr-n-tropy:

HOW TO WIN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ME: YOU SEE A MUSHROOM. YOU SHOW IT TO ME. MUSHROOM ANYTHING.

i bring to you

the tiny boys

holy SHIT THOSE ARE THE TINIEST BOYS I’VE EVER SEEN

HOW THEM BOYS SO TINY?!

THE TINY BOYS

(Source: mushymoosh)