The Weile Woods

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cockyhorror:

I thought the age of obscure aesthetic photos was over but here I am in 2017 faced with this

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>>picks up skyrim again
>>companion storyline
>>becomes werewolf
>>rage quits because DAMN THE SILVER HAND WTF BETHESDA

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litterbot:

rainbowbarnacle:
stunt-muppet:
he hide in own tentacles :w
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*SCREECHING*
Me when getting compliments

libertybill:

Bane posting has reached a new era

Are we going to have a french revolution-esque courtroom where we put politicians on mock trial?

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pettyartist:

fattyatomicmutant:
motherhenna:
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
Alternate spells: stinking cloud, enthrall, shatter

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lesbianrey:

self care is waking up from being shot in the head and walking across the mojave for petty revenge