snaics:

No vanishing points, we fuck up porportions and distance like men

(Source: wokebaedannyelfman)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

homosexualchronicles:

senatorgana:

today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something to upset you” because i used to only call him dad when i was annoyed and i was like…….oh

look what you did internet

you made the word daddy weird for me and now you’ve made my dad feel insecure

oh my god

danisontnonfire:

allodiscourse:

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

Why were we all so extra

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

that vine of the japanese kids pouring monster on a corn dog and then plugging a phone charger into it is the Telepathy Club

mini-musings:

describe your muse as shittily as possible in the tags.

i wanna do a thing

fenris-stantontheirin:

reblog with the names of your warden, champion, and inquisitor in the tags. i’m curious

(Source: lev-eyes)

CNN uses screenshot from ‘Fallout 4’ to show how Russians hack things >>

Hey, Russia. I have the highest hacking perks in FO4… in case you’re hiring.

sarkhan-volkswagen:

soulofnewphyrexia:

official-sciencesideoftumbler:

sizvideos:

Video

*hacker voice* I’m in

I heard about this on NPR. Apparently the adults actually get disappointed when the bot doesn’t peep back so the next model is gonna be able to make noises.

it must peep