tastefullyoffensive:

by Buttersafe

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“Isn’t a dead language rather a sad thing, Janet? Once it lived and burned and glowed. People said loving things in it…bitter things…wise and silly things in it. I wonder who was the very last person to utter a sentence in living Latin.”

ultrafunnypictures:

“MOM LOOK I MADE A FRIEND!!! THIS PLACE IS INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!”

allenvooreef:

Day 328 - Random profile sketch magically turned into Breath-of-the-Wild Link

tastefullyoffensive:

This gives me anxiety. (via srirachaflash)

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the-paradox-machine:

troyler-phanaye:

letsstickwithsam:

the-more-u-know:

lydiallama:

perchu:

shslvalkyrie:

What a time to be alive.

aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE, GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT. THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT. FUCK THIS,AND  FUCK YOU MOREOS

ok but are we all just pretending that this wouldnt happen

I almost didnt reblog but I started laughing so hard at the drawing posted under it I couldnt pass it up. 

omg it’s the real post, it exists! life complete

We shouldn’t have the power

An artifact!!

I… would do the opposite. And just eat the cookies…

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aviaris:

this might be the worst joke ive ever made honestly

happydorid:

A dog ready for the end of the world

from Overland http://overland-game.com/

This is why children can’t vote.

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