preposterousness:

jellobiafrasays:

the complete open obedience course (1971 ed.)

look at this smug little dork

he’s havin a party

soap-city:

The only good news of 2016

(Source: dln-085)

I arrive in Crestwood

blondepomeranian:

blondepomeranian:

spirit: rare

face: naked

heart: out

I am forcibly removed from the relationship

victoriousvocabulary:

artforadults:

Sebastien Tellier - Look

by Mrzyk & Moriceau and Mathematic

CALLIPYGEAN [aka CALLIPYGIAN]

[adjective]

having well shaped buttocks.

Etymology: Greek kallipýg(os) - with beautiful buttocks; ‘kalli-‘ (calli- - beautiful) + ‘pyg(ḗ)’  (rump).

(Source: sothemoonlaughs)

basically-satan-in-a-vneck:

scumbag-vanguard:

mrswaylandworld:

damnian-wayne:

micdotcom:

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump

Do your thing Ted

Ted Cruz redemption arc

bruh.

mael-radec:

Hillary plays x com

batatonia:

#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

caleforpresident:

Give him space
He can do it

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)