my favorite candy is milk duds because they’re a sucess story born out of a mistake and that’s something to look up to.
Josh at a Halloween party, he’s Best Brother.
(Source: corsolanite)
chai tea (tea tea)
naan bread (bread bread)
sharia law (law law)
sahara desert (desert desert)
lake tahoe (lake lake)
el camino way (the way way)
pendle hill (hill hill hill)
soviet union (union union)
mississippi river (big river river)
the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)
hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)shakira (shakira)
wake me up (wake me up inside)
I can’t wake up (wake me up inside)
relatable deaths from ancient times
- chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
- zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
- aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
- plato: partied too hard
- empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
- philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
- saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
- didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
- petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero
Tag urself I’m Plato