you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!!
i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime
“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”
“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”
“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“
WE GOT A YOTE UP IN HERE!!!!! My photographic nemesis continues to deny me a quality photo, but I am BEYOND excited to have caught a glimpse of her as she padded up the hill.
why does it take over 7 minutes just to take a sip and say “mmm good”
Because at first it tastes okay and then it tastes like the milk after Cap'n Crunch cereal and you don’t know wtf is happening. And suddenly everything feels upended and wrong.
