This photo of Raystown Ray was taken in 2006 by a local fisherman while he was looking down on the lake. It is considered the best evidence that there is a creature living in Raystown lake in Pennsylvania.
Jeff Krause, a wildlife biologist that works at the lake said “I believe it must be a vegetarian. We have not seen any evidence of this animal taking fish, geese, otters, or ducks. So I would suggest that our swimmers and boaters are very safe. It appears this animal’s habits are similar to Manatees, which are completely herbivorous and gentle. The increase of weed beds around the lake is probably providing more food in the shallows for herbivores and that would increase sightings.”
Since Raystown Lake is man made, the best question is: if there is a monster there, how did it get there in the first place?
People that say “I don’t care about mass surveillance, I’m not doing anything wrong” don’t realize that the people surveying you can change what is considered ‘wrong’ based on their own interests.
i attracted a deathclaw to my settlement and all it ever does is queue for beverages
Read with Hancock’s voice:
So, a Deathclaw walks into a bar and the bartender says: “We don’t serve Deathclaws here.” The Deathclaw replies: “That’s ok. Is your human fresh?”
tag when you joined the internet and how accurate this is
2016: probably enjoys old memes unironically, no idea how anything works
2012-15: uses "XD" unironically, has a basic understanding of the internet
2010-11: is a fairly average person, advanced understanding of the internet, might be nostalgic
2006-09: wayyy too nostalgic, remembers the old days of youtube, wants things to be simpler, has a nostalgiagasm when remembering old internet, probably has old youtube amvs on their channel from when they were 12 or remembers watching youtube videos when they were 6, age varies from preteen to 20s
2000-05: remembers internet pre-facebook, pre-twitter and pre-youtube, youtube poop expert
the 90s: demigod of the internet, possesses unknown knowledge, reblogs 90s internet posts
the 80s: remembers when eternal september began, probably still uses usenet, possibly doesn't exist, possibly god
60s-70s: is literally actually god, is a human myth, rest is unknown