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the-silent-trudge:
“ i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:
“ thelilnan:
“ darylfranz:
“ 【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ
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i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws...

the-silent-trudge:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

thelilnan:

darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

crab: shhhh……shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..i am speaking about of Me now

Crabs gotta let go sooner or later.

And by then the gator will have gotten to known the crab on a personal level. The crab will relate his stories of times caught up in the tides, of getting caught in a crabbing cage and slipping loose at the last minute, of dropping his youngest child off at school for the first time. The gator understands life for the smaller sea critters and works to be a friend to the crab.

He’s got substantially less body weight to pull up than us, come on now this guy’s a cheat.

He’s got substantially less body weight to pull up than us, come on now this guy’s a cheat.

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

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the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

libertymints:

breaktotheotherside:

gostatisfy:

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Only 90s kitties will remember.

all 90s kitties are dead tho

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I Miss You by Ozymandias

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jakubsan:
“ ‘first snow’
December 1920, Anna and Wojtek walk on the Błonia in Krakow, waiting for new orders, the very first snow just fell… new painting from my 1920+ world, this time with my favorite characters Anna and her bear Wojtek...

jakubsan:

‘first snow’
December 1920, Anna and Wojtek walk on the Błonia in Krakow, waiting for new orders, the very first snow just fell… new painting from my 1920+ world, this time with my favorite characters Anna and her bear Wojtek :)

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/3mLOv

twentyonefighters:

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mychemicaltoast:

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sophmoreslump:

causenobodyknows-hesalive:

msbelievers:

notacatchdonnie:

you could shove any twenty one pilots lyric onto a picture of trees and i will think it’s beautiful

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critical-perspective:

writing-prompt-s:

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

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