#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party
I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.
dying
ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER
MINI VAN ARMY
“On my way to Kaytlyn’s dance class, getting Sbux.”
“Can I get a venti-skinny-PSL-breve-extra-shot-extra-hot-NO-FOAM-extra-caramel. And a vanilla bean frapp-eh for Kaytlyn– THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SPELL HER NAME!!!”
(Source: tibets)
