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Time Locking Kitchen Container

Control your gluttonous and impulsive eating habits by storing your favorite foods inside of the time locking kitchen container. This one of a kind container features a programmable lid that locks itself for up to 10 days, and cannot be opened until the timer runs out.

$54.95

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I would break this shit

Ain’t no Goddamn machine gonna tell me when I can’t have some mother fuckin milk n cookies. #resisttherobots

So… I’ll eat all the cookies in one sitting as soon as the timer unlocks, right? That’s how this works?