mysharona1987:
“Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.
”
“It’s that time of night again, everybody.”
“Oh, no. Again? Seriously? We’ve been doing this for months now, can’t you just call it...

mysharona1987:

Um, I’d strip in front of everyone I’d ever met, including my family priest, for 100k a night.

“It’s that time of night again, everybody.”

“Oh, no.  Again?  Seriously?  We’ve been doing this for months now, can’t you just call it quits?”

“Not unless you can pay me the 100k I get every night for doing this.  Nope?  Didn’t think so.”

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