Overheard at Panera (or Kids are Horrible Little Humans)

• Dad: Okay I got you a crumb cake to share with your mom, you can have half and we'll bring the other half home for your mom.
• Little girl, approx four-years-old: I'm gonna eat more than half.
• Dad: Are you being a crumb thief?
• Girl: Yeah.
• Dad: You're gonna make your mommy sad if you eat all her crumb cake.
• Girl: But if I eat it all, she won't know!