Client: We need a logo for our business and they said you can help us

Me: Yes, I can help you. Do you need me to design the logo for you?

Client: Actually we already have the logo - and we’re perfectly happy with it.

The client sends me a very blurry picture of a tiny design that I can barely make out.

Me: Okay, well what seems to be the problem?

Client: Well we had a designer make the logo for us. We love it and it looks great, but then they wanted us to pay $50.00 for it and we don’t want to pay for it.

Me: …

Client: But then they wouldn’t give us the design in proper quality.

Me: …

Client: So we want you to fix the quality for us so that we can use it on our site.

Me: …