You are a treasure!

Oh, this is brilliant. “In debt, sacrifice” was what finished me off.

Oh, Grad Warden,
What have you done?
The jobs for your major
Are basically gone.

Finals are done.
Papers sent on
You’re leaving the place
Where you studied so long

Grad school or job?
Don’t ask me that, Mom
Grad school or job?
Don’t ask me that, Mom

The campus still stands
Though classes disband
First years in your Hall
Why are they so small?

Will debt be forgiven
If you’re still unemployed?

Or will you succeed,
Make your folks overjoyed?

Oh, Grad Warden,
What have you done?
The jobs for your major
Are basically gone.

Now you are grown,
Wise to your bones,
Try not to throw up
When you think of your loans.

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