Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great.
‘insert peanuts’
‘gradually become irritated’
‘cresc., or not’
‘untie slip knot’
‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’
Release the penguins
Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it
“Begin turning flame slightly higher and higher.”
Um…
tune the uke
I actually have a printed copy of this piece, there’s also a second page of it.
release the penguins
Is this a boss battle?