*casually burns dragon age fandom*
*casually sweeps ashes under carpet*
*casually retrieves said ashes and places them in an urn then raises a cult of dragon worshippers to guard said urn and plans a whole list of riddles for the urn guard to use on adventurers if they seek to take a pinch of said ashes back to their friend’s dying uncle in the hopes that said uncle will recover and raise an army to slay said dragon age fans*