patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

thefuturemayyetbewon:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

thefuturemayyetbewon:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

Someone make a Buddy the Elf parody with the Mirkwood elves instead of the North Pole

like where he’s a dwarf?

Maybe it would make more sense if he were raised in the Shire then…

An elf raised in Moria? Because they make stuff

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM AN ELF???”

“Well for one you don’t have a beard yet–”

“I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN”

*slams fists on table* YES