Someone make a Buddy the Elf parody with the Mirkwood elves instead of the North Pole
like where he’s a dwarf?
Maybe it would make more sense if he were raised in the Shire then…
An elf raised in Moria? Because they make stuff
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM AN ELF???”
“Well for one you don’t have a beard yet–”
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN”
*slams fists on table* YES