Darwin: “How you doing? Feeling comfortable? That’s funny. Cuz a lot of people on this planet aren’t. In fact, there are a lot of people who have it really, really bad. How does that make you feel?” [angrily] “Are you proud? Are you still feeling good?” [shrieking] “What is wrong with you?! Give them money! Give us money so we can give it to them! Get off your couch and do it!” [screaming] “DO IT NOOOOOW!” [commercial ends; cheerful music plays]

Darwin: [offscreen] “My charity would get bigger and bigger and it will be called the Coalition Of Really Really Useful People Together.”

Darwin: “First order-” [ends]

i love this show