Day one of my American Lit Class

• Prof: Please write your name on the index cards, I keep a detailed note system on every one of my students. That way if someone calls asking asking about you for a job or if you ever said anything critical of the government, I can say, uh... yes, I remember Miss... Weiler, was it?
• Me: Yes. And hundreds of times. I'm doomed already.
• Prof: ... Right. And on that note, if you don't want your information documented, please pass up $75 with your named index card.