North Korea Dual Nuclear Weapons Test

Footage released today by the North Korean government revealed a test of not one but two high-yield nuclear weapons.

According to the NK Propaganda Ministry, “We have successfully detonated two hydrogen bombs. Behold the growth of our ferocious country from the mycelium of obscurity into a great fruiting body of power. The spores of our national resolve will soon bring the rule of our superior morels to every nation. Our leader need only push a single white button to unleash giant puffballs of fire upon America.”

US Admiral Mary Aubill in charge of the Korean situation has complimented the propaganda minister for his wording, stating, “I’ve met him, he’s a ‘fun guy’.”