Boy Why is your purse so big what do you keep in there anyways

Me Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my webbing, my .45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, gamma grenade, TNT, this bullshit, and a pair of nasty skivvies.

Boy Damn thats a lot of st-

Me I've still got my chute, my reserve chute, my mae west, my M-1.

Boy

Me And some brass knuckles.</p>