omg why do white ppl love cheese so mu-

dangergays:

bemusedlybespectacled:

wyomingsmustache:

100-manslayer:

trained-chimpanzee:

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I actually didnt know that

The answer is apparently “because we’re actually able to eat it”

Fun fact: white people (specifically Northern European white people) have a genetic mutation that allows them to digest lactose even after weaning, which is abnormal for all mammals and also most humans. It’s theorized that because Northern Europe doesn’t get a lot of sun, an alternative source of vitamin D (like milk) would be a useful trait. It’s a very recent mutation that would only have happened after humans started domesticating animals like cows and goats.

i’m south asian and ashkenazi jewish, which are 2 cultures known for lactose intolerance. eating cheese makes me feel like i’m gonna shit me pants but FUCK IF I DONT LOVE PIZZA

(Source: trainedchimpanzee)

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