My dad works at the Pentagon and I went in to meet a guy about a contract writing job.
I got a visitor pass and my photo taken, and went through two metal detectors, two guard dogs, a bag and coat x-ray, and a body scan.
somehow my dumb ass forgot I had pepperspray and a Swiss army knife in the bottom of my bag.
AND THEY ONLY ASKED ME ABOUT MY UMBRELLA.
I got in to one of the most secure places in the country with banned items.
