backcracker:

cabbage-patch-adults:

Tumblr’s like this weird alternate universe where young girls drive around around in white vans obsessively stalking forty year old men.

 #instead of candy i like to offer my victims some nicely aged scotch

Nope, candy works.  As do baked goods.

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