the-lonely-scottish-guy

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

squidnship

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

the-lonely-scottish-guy

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

weileash

You’re thinking of the His Dark Materials series.

In which humanity waged war.  With God.