This poor old guy in my local library went to a website that suddenly made a lot of noise (a sports radio station I think???)  and his immediate reaction was to slam his laptop shut and blush like a little boy.  BUT THAT DIDN’T SILENCE THE WEBSITE AND IT KEPT GOING SO HE KEPT SLAMMING THE LAP TOP OPEN AND CLOSED OPEN AND CLOSED BUT THAT STILL DIDN’T WORK so he just stuffed it in his briefcase and casually walked out of the building, sports radio station still blaring.  I’m crying from trying not to laugh, if just to preserve his dignity.