The Twelve Types of Baristas You'll Meet in Your Life >>

thebaristaconfessional:

yourbaristahatesyou:

I’m 12. Which are you?

Unabashedly number 6.

No. 2, definitely. I’m obsessive about making the drink the best I can. Every one. I stir those white mochas, double blend those frappuccinos, LOOK AT THAT PERFECT FOAM.

I’M A MONSTER.

  1. ofipodisms reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional and added:
    Oh God, I’m number 3.
  2. raremones reblogged this from coffee-khaleesi
  3. buno-sera reblogged this from baristashavefeelings and added:
    1 and 12 for sure!
  4. casthur reblogged this from yourbaristahatesyou
  5. icantfindanurlname reblogged this from baristashavefeelings and added:
    I’m 7
  6. schokielove reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional and added:
    Wow. Im 7 and nine combined..
  7. we-found-love-in-la-la-land reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional and added:
    1 AND 6
  8. neongypsy reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional
  9. peculiarly-optimistic reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional and added:
    A fine combination of 6, 7, and 11.
  10. justsoicankeepup reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional
  11. e-moe04 reblogged this from baristashavefeelings
  12. gunitneko4real reblogged this from yourbaristahatesyou and added:
    I am 1,4, and 12 Actually, Im 13 Im the faded barista. I only been at this half a year and I was ready to leave 3 months...
  13. beautiful-in-my-eyes reblogged this from theperksofbeingabarista
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  17. beatnik-barista reblogged this from miss-tentacles and added:
    I feel as if I have days where I switch like one day I’ll make small talk and others when I want to be everyone’s best...
  18. miss-tentacles reblogged this from ali-in-flyersland and added:
    1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 12- except in what universe could I be making 10 dollars an hour? I’d like to go there.
  19. carislagathor reblogged this from ali-in-flyersland and added:
    I’m def number 1.
  20. ohhnoitskat reblogged this from soupedupvinyl and added:
    I feel like I am a little of all of these as a barista… Depends on the day ha
  21. soupedupvinyl reblogged this from hallolizzie and added:
    Definitely a 1 here
  22. redhead1922 reblogged this from yourbaristahatesyou and added:
    3 & 6… 6 for sure! 😂
  23. hallolizzie reblogged this from thebaristaconfessional and added:
    I waffle between 7 and 9. Until a customer pisses me off.
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