(Source: boringangel)

armouriscontempt:

thecynicaltank:

When you want to invade Ukraine, but need to get some snacks for the trip.

Enlisted looking at the chips and snacks.
Officer looking at the deli.

(Source: chucksj)

maggiesox:

whatitmeanstocare:

i am more proud of this cake than I am my college degree.

I’m crying.