45-70govt:

Red Dawn showing the use of a gun registry for confiscation during occupation. 

This movie made me who I am today.

I did a thing and bought a DIY oyster mushroom kit for my room.  I’m super duper excited, it’s training for the spring because I’m ADAMANT I’m going to grow my own log of shiitake mushrooms!

But… I have no idea what I’m doing.  I hope these little puff babies are tough because… I’ve killed bamboo.  AWKWARD.

Whoa, September! Where ya going buddy? Slow down, jeez.

Would You Rather…

handsomedogs:

Have a Belgian Malinois, Tervuren, Laekenois, or Groenendael?

My boyfriend has a Groenendael (or Belgian Sheepdog) and 100% awesome, supermodel dog. First time I tried to take a picture of him, he sat down super still and /posed/. He has a lot of fun doing tricks and we played hide and seek a few times and it was darling. Best pup.

ohheyitsshanaj:

I sat among the flags today and contemplated what the price of freedom is. My friend saw me and snapped this photo. I’m the tiny figure on the bench.

I love my university for planting a flag for every life lost on 9/11. This photo cannot capture the vast patriotism displayed by the University of Central Oklahoma. I have never been more proud to be a Broncho.

I tried to get something similar done at my high school, a kind of coalition between the young Republicans and Democrats, but the young Dems were… not as enthusiastic. They were more interested in spending their club dues on t-shirts.

I went to an organic grocery store with my cousin and we saw these “Epic Lamb” bars. They’re made of meat, spices, and dried fruits. It’s like bread made from animal???

Ps they also had “Epic Turkey” and “Epic Buffalo”.

At first I was pissed that my boss didn’t order enough frappuccino base syrup because we can’t make frappuccinos.

Then I realized.

We don’t have any frappuccino base syrup so I can’t make frappuccinos.

The fan caught fire in my French class.  Day one.

My online humanities class professor graded my first assignment and it’s an “A”.

This is incredibly uncomfortable because

what KIND of A?!  A 98%?  95%?  92%???  WAS THIS BARELY AN A CAN I IMPROVE OR DID IT HIT ALL THE MARKS I DON’T KNOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERPRET THIS???

I am the conductor of the Screw Up Express today. Pray I don’t end up at a station near you.