I had a coworker slam her hand against the counter the other day and proclaim that she finally realized whom I look like.

Lorde.

She is the sixth person, on separate occasions unrelated to each other, to say I look like Lorde.

Anyway, now this coworker sings Lorde songs around me all the time and one day I’m going to sing along not realizing it (because I sing a lot at work it keeps me from damning everyone) and it will bring her immense satisfaction.