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My Writing Course prof emailed the class tonight…

“None of you have submitted your journal entry, which is due at midnight tonight.  I’m assuming it’s an error on my end because not ALL of you could possibly be procrastinators… right?”

… How long have you been teaching in a university?

My online Russian history class professor has either given up or is the greatest realist.  From the class’s website, he actually linked to the assigned novel’s Cliffnotes page. 

My art prof and I showed each other the url’s of our favorite tumblr artists today.

What a time to be alive!

I just want to sleep but I have three many assignments due before midnight or I get automatically dropped from my class wtf kind of system is this “go at your own pace” online classes my BUTT

I can’t decide what’s more depressing, the fact that no matter how early I start my homework I’m always up until midnight doing it; or the fact that no matter how many hours I work I’m still dumping it all into my tuition savings to meet my bills.  With maybe $5 leftover for myself.

I honest to goodness cannot escape rap music on this campus. So many people just walk around blaring music off their phones– halls, cafeteria, classrooms, the LIBRARY– but why??? Get some headphones you’re being really rude.

The fan caught fire in my French class.  Day one.

My online humanities class professor graded my first assignment and it’s an “A”.

This is incredibly uncomfortable because

what KIND of A?!  A 98%?  95%?  92%???  WAS THIS BARELY AN A CAN I IMPROVE OR DID IT HIT ALL THE MARKS I DON’T KNOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERPRET THIS???

I took that math exam today, it took two hours, and while I only needed to pass through section 5, I passed all 9 standard sections and only didn’t pass calculus.

I only studied for seven sections.

This isn’t an exercise of math comprehension.
This is an exercise of will power and mental endurance.

This isn’t an exercise of math comprehension.

This is an exercise of will power and mental endurance.