Things I’ve learned from Discovery’s “North America”:

• Killer whales?  APTLY NAMES.  SHAMU IS A FREAKIN’ DEATH MACHINE.  SEA WORLD LIED TO ME.
• The babies always get eaten first.  Always.
• On that note, mamas feed babies to their babies.  Nature likes to screw with your feelings.
• Horses have harems.  Dark side of the Brony world, rejoice.
• Foxes are feng shui masters.  They will almost always catch their prey when facing north, but almost always fail facing any other direction.  I’m turning my desk north to see this helps my endeavors.