And maybe this is dumb that this all is important to me, but I love handing out candy.  Especially to adorable excited kids!  Because WOW THE ONE NIGHT they can be whomever they want, beg for candy, and talk to strangers without consequences.  It’s fun, and I want to be out there giving candy out for as long as possible and I don’t want to give it to undeserving wo/man-childs because then I run out for the kids that actually are participating.

So PSA:

When ToTing, of any age or life stage, follow the rules and be polite.

I don’t care if you’re 45 and Trick or Treating but you darn well be wearing a costume.  A REAL costume.  Not all black and a beanie “I’m a robber” costume.  Not just wanna show off your trashy outfits “I’m XXX celebrity” costume (unless it’s an ICONIC OUTFIT).  Not just a mask you bought last minute at the leftover costume section.

A.

Real.

Costume.

But why get that god forsaken Franken Frappuccino when you can get a Black Cat Frappuccino?

Get a pumpkin spice frappuccino mocha affogato style.

taylorswift:

Cause, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a PEGACORN.
#HappyHalloween!

New season 5 My Little Pony alicorn princess Taylor Swift confirmed. Cutie mark is a cat.

Everybody changing their URLs to include “spoopy” or “spooky” in them is cracking me up because… “spook” was a derogatory term for black Americans in the 1940’s. And so a lot of these forced puns are not quite turning out as intended.

Given the strong sjw crowd force here, I’m surprised no one has said anything to my knowledge.

My dad asked for a coloring book style image for his monthly magazine, but I kind of went overboard with the details, haha!  Little kids are going to hate me.

Feel free to have fun coloring this!!  Happy (early) Halloween, everyone!