paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for art teachers that have to fight their students to get them to draw something other than anime

Oh my gosh I asked my brother why the school band sometimes plays Darth Vader’s theme song during football games and he said they only play it when “The Dark Side” defensive line up plays.

They’re called “The Dark Side” because they’re all black players.

It was the black coach’s idea.

I’m laughing SO HARD

I remember this one time in high school I was leading the girls’ track team exercises and none of the girls wanted to do push-ups.  They were complaining that they didn’t want to get buff and ugly, so I told them that if they did more push-ups it would build up their pectoral muscles which would give their breasts more lift and cleavage.

I’ve never seen a group of girls do so many push-ups in my life.