10 mins back into Alola and i remember why i hate Hau. he makes me want to be the douche rival. this friendly dynamic cannot be sustained, one of us must be the asshole. i feel like i must fill this void.

Now, i am become Gary.

(Source: weavemama)

(Source: re-tamales)

jellyenvy:

i cant pick a fave

So tonight I’m at work in Target, closing up the Starbucks in the front, when two guys pulled up their car and idle in front of the window. One of the guys pulled out his phone and leans it out of the window.

Problem is, I can tell if they’re creeping and taking pictures of me… or using the PokeStop outside of Target…

BUSTED

And just as the followers were losing hope, the Messiah was reborn.

Blessed be thy name, Abba. May you lead us back to the shining light of the Helix by ways of your heavenly lightning.

pokemon-global-academy:

Mega Gallade

Plates emerge on Gallade’s arms, and the helmet and cape-like protrusions on its head and back give it a knightly appearance. When the situation demands, Mega Gallade can use its psychic power to reshape both arms into blades simultaneously, and fight using a dual-wielding style.

When it Mega Evolves, its Ability changes to Inner Focus, so it’s protected from flinching. Its Attack and Speed stats improve, making this a Pokémon likely to excel at first-strike strategies.

(Source: shelgon)

ishipitlikeups:

feelknower1993:

that’s my kind of headline

What a time to be alive.

His name is Grayson, awww.  And the number of viewers when I checked was ~21,000.

Having once bitten a kid over my Pokemon cards, I feel a spiritual connection to this man.

We also have the same first name.