I am going to find this cafe and burn it down.
*locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee*
motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me
This just made me so angry lmao
*drinks my espresso shots straight and black, staring you all in the eyes* weak ass nerds…