So, I keep getting guests and coworkers asking me what is a “green and white tea.” It sounds like one of those stupid secret menu crap things but no, Starbucks just sent us a menu board that reads like this:

Black tea
Herbal tea
Green and White tea

So everyone keeps trying to order a “green and white tea.”

Teavana has a “Fruta Bomba” tea but when said out loud it sounds like “Fruity Obama”. We only refer to it as such.
Whenever my dad is sick, he asks me to make him Fruity Obama.

“Window” 7/7/2013

Coffee and watercolor.

I painted tea with coffee.

I’M SUCH A REBEL.

So I went to Starbucks and after getting my drink the barista said, “Have a grande!”