I just really want to put out a sign at work saying, “It’s 40 degrees out, Frappuccinos are hibernating.”

I dont understand frappuccinos before 9am????? choc croissants not warmed up????? tall chai with 3pumps vanilla abd 7 pumps classic???? giving babies caramel frappuccinos? ???

Starbucks customers you scare me.

Everybody changing their URLs to include “spoopy” or “spooky” in them is cracking me up because… “spook” was a derogatory term for black Americans in the 1940’s. And so a lot of these forced puns are not quite turning out as intended.

Given the strong sjw crowd force here, I’m surprised no one has said anything to my knowledge.

So I got to work for my opening shift early for once. Rang the doorbell. No one. Rang again. No one. Now I’m technically 15 mins late to clock in. This stuff affects my chances at a raise in January, I’m pissed.

Me: I’m taking an extra shift this week so I can afford transfer application fees.

Mom: Oh, I forgot to tell you.  There’s a $1000 cash in our firebox, I guess we forgot but you put it there.  It’s actually yours.

Me:

My art prof and I showed each other the url’s of our favorite tumblr artists today.

What a time to be alive!

I had a guest try to give me a $10 tip tonight because I saved him a slice of pumpkin bread. But I couldn’t take it because of Target’s no tips rule. ;-;

Nothing ruins my morning quite like passive aggressive texts from my mom as soon as I wake up!

That barista was actually really adorable and sweet. I asked for a tall coffee in my ~14 oz fox mug and she got all excited but couldn’t remember what a mug was called and kept calling it a thing. So we just kept referring to it as the thing! “I would like coffee in the thing”, “here is your thing” it was just funny. Oh, and she filled it all the way instead of the size I asked for, double yay! I was glad I had extra cash to give her a nice tip because I rarely meet happy bubbly baristas anywhere.

Today I accidentally slammed my nose into a windowsill, it swelled up horribly, but when I went to a Starbucks an hour later two customers and a barista all told me I look like Lorde.